PATG199: The worst butt-hole in the universe; here’s a gun fag, kill yourself liar!

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Recording Date - 18 / July / 2015

Music picked by - [Andrew]

The Gang - Puke, Andrew, Nick

 

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Intro Song -

~ [artist] The Falcon

~ [song] The Celebutard Chronicles

 

Guest -

~ [Name] Bart LeFart

~ [About] Creator of Content

~ [URL] The School Sucks Project

 

Incoherent Listener Ramblings -

~ [See Below]

 

Our Weekly Ramblings -

~ [n] Fake waitress

~ [a] I’ve harnessed the power of gravity using mankind’s greatest achievement

 

Curmudgeon Corner -

~ [a] Indian food

 

Shove it in your pie-hole -

~ [drink] Whiskey and Vodka

 

Break -

~ Clip from PCL episode 037

 

After the Break -

~ It’s all a drunken blur

 

Outro Plugs -

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Outro Song -

~ [artist] The Falcon

~ [song] When I give the Signal, Run!

 

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From: Drop for the Show

Message:  http://www37.zippyshare.com/v/CJQPbqrZ/file.html  my first drop hope you guys enjoy it 🙂

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From:Slayer458

Message: Hello Gang (and Puke too), I've been on board with the show since the very beginning and am a big fan of what you do. I signed up for the PCL (username slayer548) and wanted to let you know so I can get more content into my grimy ear holes as soon as possible. I'm looking forward to whatever fiasco ensues for episode 200 and I would love to hear a segment where y'all talk about all the people you've pissed off over the years and why you are oh so right and they are oh so wrong. Thanks for keeping me entertained while I work. Rock on!

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From: Diederich

Message:  I feel so empty, sad, sensitive, emotional, hurt (!!!) and lost inside! But today I have to let it all out! Because I´m a tough guy!

 

  1. I am age 34
  2. I never had a girlfriend
  3. I´m still a virgin
  4. My IQ is 145 but I´m to stupid to fiend any friends
  5. I got no idea how to use pick up knowledge its just not my world and I´m not "that kind of guy that would just be able to have sex"! I´m not a pervert! I got high morals and values!
  6. I go often to porn sites because I think it will help me to see what in my life is missing but this one young Lucy on this eporner site really had 3 dicks in her ass (!!!!) so I got scarred about sex again and closed that porn site afraid!
  7. I would never act like a pervert!
  8. But I almost kissed already a girl one time! (it was 9 or 8 years ago, she was drunk but I missed it somehow and she got angry and asked if I don´t find her attractive so she got mad at me and I got so afraid!)
  9. You all now could think that I´m a weak individual, but actually I am good looking and doing muscle sports and consuming expansive protein shakes all day and i look pretty good i would say (not a model but good for some guy!!!)
  10. I am afraid that some chick could have interest to talk to me! yesterday a young chick just came to me outside in the park and got next to me directly next to me!!! whoa! and she made her hair like for 10 minutes, looked at me and said that she feels so bored and she eat her muffin... looked again at me... man i could swear she even noticed my existence to some degree! do you guys think it would have made sense to talk to this girl? this park was 15 meters next to my house so i will go there later again and chill! but i´m afraid some hot chick could come again and look at me... it makes me so nervous... you know actually i´m a sensitive guy..

 

i got high values! but one time i had so much self confidence that i made it to a house where so called "sluts" do their work. So there was a bell and i pushed the bell and the door opened.

 

omg!! i got all red in my face! this young lady had high heels and a bikini! omg!! i never saw something like that in real life!

 

she even smiled at me! she even was friendly and said come on in and choose the girls you want! i got so afraid but i made it to go with this whore, oh excuse me, i mean lady! now i was in that house and 4 young chicks were around me! all smiling at me and showing their breats and stuff! in a way of - "do you like my breasts?" and the other girl even touched my stomach in a funny way!

 

she smiled! "don´t be so shy you sweety!" she said smiling! whoa i was running out of that house in 4 seconds and escaped to burger king to eat some burger to get over that sexual shock!

 

i never got so near "the moment of fire"!! i felt like i got fever!!! it was to hot i couldn´t breath!!! they all had high heels!! whoa

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