PATG227 : A Magician Takes Andrew’s $5

Ep227-04

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Recording Date - 20 / Feb / 2016

Music picked by - [Andrew]

The Gang - Puke, Andrew, Nick

 

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Intro Song -

~ Puke’s Island

 

Guest -

~ [Name] Ben Pratt

~ [About] Comedy Illusionist

~ [URL] www.benprattmagic.com

 

Incoherent Listener Ramblings -

~ [See Below]

 

Our Weekly Ramblings -

~ Ben’s show

~~ Andrew loses $5

~~ Straight Jacket death

~~ Stupid bird

~~ David Blaine Card in Orange

~~ Rope Trick Video

 

Shove it in your pie-hole -

~ [drink] Bass Pale Ale

~ [drink] 1800 Tequila

 

Break Song -

~ [artist] Supersuckers

~ [song] The Evil Powers of Rock N’ Roll

 

Our Weekly Ramblings -

~ Ben’s show; part 2

~ Nick Powder everywhere

~ Package from Tyler

~ Nick’s heat… again

 

Curmudgeon Corner -

~ [p] Kidney Stone: Part 2: Revenge of the other side!

 

Outro Plugs -

~ Official website @ www.Puke and the Gang.com

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Outro Song -

~ [artist] Supersuckers

~ [song] Cowboy Song ( THERE ARE ONLY LIVE VERSIONS OF THIS ANDREW!!!  ~ Puke)

 

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From: Jonathan

Message: Darn Tough Socks has about a billion different types of socks and I don't understand socks. Which socks should I buy?

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From: Redacted @ USS Sulaco

Message: This is a terrible idea but here we go.

I would like your advice.

I'm in my mid twenties and a complete virgin. I feel like I'm behind on some kind of schedule to find a girlfriend as most of my friends are getting married all around me. I can either continue to focus on my career for another two years or I can go out and try to find a good woman.

 

What should I do? Why and why not?

 

Also, if your answers don't immediately solve all my problems and make it rain money, I'll homestead a ring around your studio.

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From: Keene Buffet Church Committee

Message: Nick Ryder is known for going around and putting powder on things to make it impossible for detectives to dust for fingerprints.

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Message: Just sit right back

And you'll hear a tale

A tale of some idiots,

That started from this shitty town,

we Paid for an ad on tits

The mate was a jewy car racin' man,

The Skipper loud and sad.

Another guy is with us too,

Its easy to make him mad,

Its easy to make him mad.

 

Emotions started getting rough,

The podcast was almost tossed.

If not for the boredom of the lame-ass crew

Puke & the Gang would be lost.

Puke & the Gang would be lost.

 

The show’s teetering on the edge

Of complete and utter collapse

With Nicholas,

Some Puke guy too.

An Andrew…. and his pets,

So many drops,

with alcohol … the  guests and all,

Here on Puke and the Gang!!!.

 

(Ending verse)

 

So this is the tale of our castaways,

They're here for a long, long time.

They'll have to make the best of things,

It's an uphill climb.

 

The first mate and his Skipper, too,

Will do their very best,

To make the others comfortable

In the tropic island nest.

 

No phone, no lights, no motor car,

Not a single luxury

Like Robinson Crusoe

It's primitive as can be.

 

So join us here each week my friends,

You're sure to get a smile,

From seven stranded castaways

Here on Gilligan's Isle!

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