PATG236 : What About the Beastie Boys?

Ep236-001

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Recording Date - 22 / Apr / 2016

The Gang - Puke, Andrew, Nick

Intro - “Instrumental Experiment 6” by  Mike Carano

 

Guest -  [ Ben Pratt ] ~ [ Comedy Illusionist ] ~ [ http://www.benprattmagic.com/ ]

 

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Incoherent Listener Ramblings -

~ [See Below]

 

Our Weekly Ramblings -

~ Get the PCL for last week!

~ Show Timer

~ Autocross number one disaster time!

~ Ben Fire TIme

~ 420? Anything? Coworker thinks I'm a pothead b/c of libertarian argument

~ Nick had an accident

~ Puke’s Gift

~ Ben has fun toys

  • Ben is on fire

 

Shove it in your pie-hole -

~ [drink] Longtrail Ale

~ [drink] Bass Beer

 

Break -

~ Promo PCL 075 : Ep236 Afterness

 

Curmudgeon Corner -

~ [p] Amazon don't sell Magnets no more

~ [nr] Time-raped at the school fundraiser

~ [p] Why I don't go into stores

~ [p] Ate McDonalds, fried chicken. Felt like shit all week.

 

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From: Anon

Message: I think Puke & The Gang is a pretty cool guy. eh encounters drunks and doesn't afraid of anything.

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From: Steve Irwin’s Ghost

Message: Bugger me senseless! Looks like you've had another encounter with the strange and unpredictable elements of our world. You boys should exercise more caution.

 

The Drunkus Dumbassicus, or more commonly known as intoxicated people in your residence, can be docile and reserved, but, can cause seemingly never-ending trouble for an apparent antagonist. It's best not to risk it! But if you must, stay out of the range of motion of their fists. Any motion taken to neutralize them must be in the same direction of their movement. Moving against them is a recipe for disaster! Avoid surprising them. They can go from zero to maximum power in short order! Their weakest spot, is without a doubt, the eyes, but I must emphasize this as only a last resort measure.

 

They don’t attack people that often—certainly not enough to warrant their stereotype of being dangerous. In fact, they can be a greater danger to other intoxicated people than to normal humans. These poor creatures have been incorrectly dubbed by the media as cocky and remorseless attackers.

 

And when you make to grab em' don't go for the beard! It'll really piss them off! Remember, it's not an attack- it's an encounter! A little quick and rational decision-making can be the difference between an experience of joy and emotional growth, and an event that ends up ruining your day.

 

As far as keeping your ex under control- you're on your own, mate, no science will ever get us to fully interact with and truly understand nature's most enigmatic and exquisite wonders, women.

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From: Nick H.

Message: I'm not falling for this shit... Get a real job Nick.

By the way, Andrew was right about the jeep. I only checked the transmission fluid when it was cold... Lulz, I'll heed his advice about not knowing shit about cars.

 

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From: Nicholas Ryder <nicholasryder@weatherbysbank.com>

Date: Thu, Mar 31, 2016 at 3:40 PM

Subject: HELLO

To:

My name is Nicholas Ryder, I work with Weatherbys Bank United Kingdom, I have a mutual business proposal. Please if you are interested do contact me on my confidential e-mail address:nicholas_weatherbys@yahoo.co.uk

Thanks in anticipation

Nicholas.

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From: Johannes

Message: Hello again,

Stephanie's comment about her not being a hard-core lesbian being the only fucking drop you have of her has compelled me back into drop-making, and the results so far can be found at https://drive.google.com/open?id=0BxTO0_sWoTQgR0pEc2F2OUVTQzQ. I agree, we should switch to the proper tool for drop-sharing, which is obviously Dropbox; well, maybe next time. This time there are more drops per episode, because I figured you can go through them quickly enough and pick out the ones you like best. You can, of course, let me know if you find that too many of them are decidedly non-spectacular and that I should screen them more tightly.

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