PATG259 : Saddled, Riddled, and Addled

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Recording Date - 15 / Oct / 2016

The Gang - Puke, Andrew, Nick

Intro - “Instrumental Experiment 6” by  Mike Carano

 

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Incoherent Listener Ramblings -

~ [See Below]

 

Break Promo -

~ PCL092 (Ep258 Afterness)

 

Our Weekly Ramblings -

~ Frankenstein

 

Curmudgeon Corner -

~ [p] rocking the vote

~ [p] My Dad

~ [a] Water!

~ [a] COC and COC (after break)

~ [a] Truckman

 

Shove it in your pie-hole -

~ [drink] Pampero Aniversario (Venezuelan Booze)

 

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From: Goatluva69

Message: Hiya fellas,

You all consider yourselves critics when it comes to music so I want y'all to listen to this, I think you might enjoy it:

2-Live Crew, "Face down ass up"

and compare it to my new favorite edm remix:

Face Down Ass Up, LMFAO (Dirty Dutch House Remix)

Now you know I'm just fucking with you, but which one is better?

 

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From: David W.

Message: Hello Gang,

Since Andrew once gave me some very good car purchase advice I thought I would return the favor.

 

I make purchasing decisions for a large internal department of a utility company. Personally I will meet any sales person once. If a new sales person provides a trip to the strip club or hookers I am of course more inclined to meet them again. More meetings equal more opportunity to pitch to me.  We've changed several long time vendors this way. Not because of the hookers or strippers but because more time was given to showing how the new product was superior to the old existing one.  This is the way to get around those relationships of your competitors that have 30+ years behind them.  Then follow Brett's advice of concentrating on the nearby populated area.

 

Since you know a lot of Free Staters I am sure there is someone you could find that is hooking and/or stripping. If you don't know any currently in this line of work you must know some willing do take up the career with Free Staters being all free, weird and in the habit of making really bad life choices. Hook your potential customers up and leave some local residents with positive experiences with a Free Stater. That is a two-fer. Three-fer really because most likely that Free Stater is broke and living on someone's couch. You know, because of that habit of making bad life choices.

 

Thanks for all you guys do,

David W

 

P.S. Of course ease Ellen's concerns, this is for work and not pleasure. You will not be partaking of the hookers. And do not partake. Using a Free State hooker will ensure you never do partake because, I strongly suspect, word travels fast in that weird incestuous community.

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From: Stalking.Bobcat

Message: Nick,

I've been watching you as you head to your car.  One of these days I'll get you.

Your staking bobcat

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From: Dalebert

Message: Nick complains about you guys talking about boring things and then he talks about barcode formats.

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