PATG345: Solo Jazz

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Recording Date - 07 / Oct / 2018

The Gang - Puke, Andrew, & Brett

Intro - “Instrumental Experiment 6” by  Mike Carano

 

Guest -  [ Horse Vagina Man ]

 

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Incoherent Listener Ramblings -

~ [See Below]

 

Break Promo -

~ PCL #180: Session 1, Hour 2 - The Discomfort Zone

 

Talkings About -

~ Puke’s Job (This time without Andrew yelling)

 

News -

~ [p] Everything you Know About Obesity is Wrong!

~ [URL] la coo

~ [p] Bicycle Lanes are a Failure

~ [p] Most and Least Expensive States to Own a Car

~ [p] Called It! Mazda Using New ROtary Engine as a Generator for Hybrids

 

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From: Jess

Message: The other night I had a crazy dream. This isn't a joke, this is a real dream I had.

 

Andew, Puke and I are walking to school together and Brett comes running out of the front of the school and says "guys, you gotta come see this!"

 

He takes us to this room with all these costumes from the theater department and he pulls out these brown, generic looking, military uniforms with matching hats. We're all psyched and we hide among the costumes and put on the uniforms and then come out acting like podocaust characters. My character was Frau Fitz (my mother's maiden name). And then we walked around the school doing ridiculous German accents and making fun of everyone. There was an especially funny bit where we came across a really short kid and Brett was doing the mouseman voice talking to the kid like he was another mouseman.

 

At some point Andrew gives me some cash and tells me to go get everyone snacks from the vending machine. When I come back I hear a man screaming. I peek around the corner and this teacher is screaming at you guys about how you're a bunch of "fucking racists."

 

I run back to the theater department to change and our clothes are all gone and classes are about to start.

 

I go to class in this uniform and Nick\'s there being all judgemental asking me what I'm doing dressed in a "stupid uniform" and telling me that I look like an idiot when Puke, Andrew and Brett walk in, in their underwear.

 

Nick and I are shocked, no one else in the room even seems to notice. I'm asking you guys what happened when the teacher walks in and sees me and starts screaming at me, calling me a racist and telling me to take off the uniform, right there in front of everyone. I start yelling back at him telling him he's a pervert and can go fuck himself.

 

That's when I woke up.

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