577: Beyond Fluffhood

Episode 577: There was time when Andrew discovered fluff. Bagels. Puke grills chicken. Big bowls and big salads. Brett eats slower. Basal Metabolic Rate. Crepes. Puke found a good use for AI. Andrew is getting old and getting tired. Powerpoint karaoke. Facebook shows Andrew attractive actresses. Memorial Day weekend amnesia. Poop deck.

576: The White Goo Spectrum

Episode 576: Breaking down the white goo spectrum of foods. Andrew learns that cooking means cleaning his pepita pan. Pole duster. Andrew listens to some terrible local PGH podcasts. Dick for dufus guy canvassing for some dumb bitch liberal. Brett’s bookmarks. Puke realizes the TV show “See” is about PGH 500 years in the future. Bobby Darin and Stevie Wonder. Poop volume.

575: 225 ÷ 6

Episode 575: Andrew tries to catch a fish for Kennywood, regrets. Rope climbing fails. “The Silo”. How many Coen Brothers films was Tim Robbins in? George Wendt; alive or nah? Google Bard answers our questions. Brett keeps getting PR’s. Andrew races a Miata. Are we proud of anything? The Flight 93 Memorial makes Andrew angry. We stayed at a cabin in the Laurel Highlands part of Pennsylvania. Fast food chicken contains wood pulp. Waffles and muffins.

574: Boogaloo Shrimp Chambers

Episode 574: Brett finds eggshells in a surprising place. What is the origin of the word “septic”? Is centigrade the same as celsius? “Encino Man”, “Dirty Dancing”, “Flashdance”, “All the Right Moves” trailer reviews. Rent-a-boy for Kennywood amusement park. Animal IQ. Andrew needs a lady friend to ride rollercoasters with.

573: Escape from LA-dy

Episode 573: A new era, a new studio, and new houses. Puke battles the endless groundhogs. Brett fights awful traffic. Andrew rants about a lefty on Tim Pool. Steven Seagal can’t run. But who is the best running actor? Further talk about dealing with animal invaders. Arguments over AI, good or bad. Brett thinks the end is near. Andrew spends time with Sylvester Stallone.

572: I’ve Had Gifts Before and Days Are Not That

Episode 572: Brett observes a hobo at the co-op. Is it spat or spate? Andrew wants to know more about Tik-Tok. We try to guess the movie Brett watched. Andrew tells the “atomic” wing sauce story. Puke has an AI generated surprise for the show. Andrew is back from his Europe trip and knows now why he never uses public transport. Does Andrew still have a driver’s license? Gym videos. Good credit is now bad credit. Carrot and sticks debate. Roller hockey.

571: Perogies Disease

Episode 571: Andrew is back in Germany for the train rides so Puke is joined by Brett and Gabriela to discuss finding a new house to rent, getting a tire fixed in the bad part of town, and Tucker Carlson’s thoughts on aliens. Sesame laws, iced tea beer, the C19 emergency has officially ended, puppets, and a teacher has a fight club at school. All of this and more! Only on Portmansheau!

570: Sitting Alone In the Dugout Sucking

Episode 570: Andrew buys extra slippies. Robes, wash or don’t wash? Shitty Slicker vs. Toilet Shirt. Reviewing trailers of all of the baseball movies ever made before 9/11. Are they trying to make a Trans Floyd? Will AI be the end of humanity? Pittsburgh’s bad neighborhoods. Serenity now! What year were all of these movies released?

569: I Gotta Get My Nuggets Out

Episode 569: Brett is missing snacks. Do goats make yogurt? What to do with an echoey fart. Andrew meets the butcher of his village. Tea beer. Quiche. Trailer reviews of “Jackass Forever”, “Big Trouble”, and “Minx”. Andrew discovers the secret to the cold plunge. Is this the dining room?