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Recording Date -
25 / Oct / 2014
Music picked by - [A & P]
The Gang - Puke, Andrew, Nick

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Intro Song -
~ [artist] Joe Strummer And The Mescaleros
~ [song] Techno D-Day

Weekly Ramblings -
~ Last week’s show and the editing.
~ Andrew gets a letter from a college.  
~ Nick goes to ohio. Eats like a creep.
~ We don’t have anthony’s box. He probably donated it to the Salvation Army by accident.

Curmudgeon Corner -
~ [p] Snot and poop
~ [p] Leaf blowers
~ [p] Andrew takes the last of my TP
~ [p] Wierd guy at work parks next to me.

Shove it in your pie-hole -
~ [drink] Dogfish Head: 90 Minute IPA
~ [drink] Shipyard: Chamberlain Pale Ale
~ [smoke] horrible Marlboro Lights

Break Song -
~ [artist] Joe Strummer And The Mescaleros
~ [song] Bhindi Bhagee

News -
~ [nr] Toys r Us removes Breaking Bad Toys
~ [nr] Kids fight while kids laugh and record
~ [nr] School tells kids to raid medicine cabinet

New & Cool -
~ [a] The cop detector
~ Exhaust

Incoherent Ramblings -
~ [See Below]

Outro Plugs -
~ Official website @ www.Puke and the Gang.com
~ Donate to our booze fund with Bitcoins or PayPal
~ Subscribe, rate, and review the show @ iTunes and Stitcher
~ Follow, Like, and Converse Twitter  and Facebook
~ See the show Live Stream @ PukeAndTheGang.com/Live
~ Instagram - Puke @ DoomsDayDevice
~ Email us your questions, incoherent ramblings,
  or get advice @ show@pukeandthegang.com

~ Thank you Black Jebus for the audio and Brigid for the Garbage Pail Kids

Outro Song -
~ [artist] Joe Strummer  
~ [song] It’s a Rockin’ World

~ Call from Alter Ego in Portugal and Syyd Seven in Alabama.

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From: Little Terry
Message: I liked the way Nick edited the show last week. I also liked how Nick and the chatters were dicks to Ali. I want the puke and the gang to be funny and silly not serious and queer.
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From: Herbert
Message: Hey gang long time listener first time emailer. Okay I have an issue, there’s this girl at school that I know and I kind of have a crush on her. So I asked one of her friends (I know her friend, known her since kindergarten) to ask her (the chick I like) if she would like to hang out (I really don‘t wanna hang out I really just want to finger this whore). She declined and said she only sees me as a friend. So guys what can I do to seduce her and get her to fuck? I’m in high school and don’t have much experience with chicks. I know Andrew would probably have some great advice since he dated two smoking hot babes. Hope you fellas can help. Thanks guys: Herbert
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From: Andrew Fan
Message: Hey guys,
I thought you might enjoy this video, especially Andrew.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?vk4-xUu9VeGE
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From: Jess on June 25 (oops!)
Message: Hello Pukesters,
Went to get the mail today and found a box from P&TG! I was so excited I almost dropped it. The glass is even more awesome than I expected and it was well wrapped, thank you for that.

I have a comment on bullet proof blankets, this is in response to the article mentioned on episode #146. A couple years ago my boyfriend bought 3 bomb blankets off ebay. They're fairly large 3'x3' and awesome! They're made to throw over a bomb to contain the blast and were previously owned by a bomb squad and never used but past their 'expiration date.' They're fantastic to sleep under in the winter. If you like lead blankets and/or you're a little crazy I'd suggest checking ebay for them.

I would also like to add that if I didn't already have a gay boyfriend and I lived in NH I would go on a date with Puke. I also like guns, offensive/racist jokes, Neue Deutsche Härte, reading fantasy/sci-fi novels and I think Puke is HIlarious. However I'm only 5'3" so I doubt he'd be interested...

One last thing, a man got stuck in a giant stone vagina: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2665704/What-thinking-U-S-exchange-student-rescued-firefighters-getting-stuck-inside-giant-stone-vagina-art-installation.html

-Jess-
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