Portmansheau

PATG238 : Tard Stripes

Recording Date - 07 / May / 2016

The Gang - Puke, Andrew, Nick

Intro - “Instrumental Experiment 6” by  Mike Carano

 

Guest -  [ Dalebert ] ~ [ Dungeon Master ] ~ [ WTF Dale? ]

 

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Incoherent Listener Ramblings -

~ [See Below]

 

Our Weekly Ramblings -

~ Did you #shameasharer ?

~ Children

 

Curmudgeon Corner -

~ [a] My superpowers

~ [p] USA, land of the not free.

~~ FDA Imposes a Slow-Motion Ban on E-Cigarettes

~~ California's smoking age raised from 18 to 21 under bills signed by Gov. Brown

~ [p] Trump You!

 

Shove it in your pie-hole -

~ Is this still a thing

 

Break Promo-

~ PCL076: Dale shares horrible things.

 

News -

~ [nr] 29-Year-Old Canadian High School Basketball Player

~ [nr] Child porn suspect jailed indefinitely for refusing to decrypt hard drives

~ [p] Do you live in a bubble?

 

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From: Blarg

Message: Superior training and superior weaponry have, when taken together, a geometric effect on overall military strength. Well-trained, well-equipped troops can stand up to many more times their lesser brethren than linear arithmetic would seem to indicate.

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From: I have lice

Message: what should i do?
The lice is spreading to my dick area
should i send nick a dick pic?
help!!!!!!!!!!!

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From: White Rabbit

Message: Hey guys I watched your hotel california intro video on youtube and it felt like a dream but it actually happened. It messed me up for a few minutes as I remembered that i listen to Puke and the Gang and School Sucks. Is this what being drunk is like? LCD Soundsystem has never sounded better. I think it amazed me that I forgot about everything for at least a half hour.

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From: Adam M.

Message: First of, allow me to mention the show in the first line of this email! I have a 1996 Plymouth Voyager right now. I just spent about $500 putting new tires on it last week and yesterday the transmission crapped out on me! The mechanic I took it to (who I feel is relatively trustworthy) told me it would cost at least $2000 to replace, and I don't really want to dump that much into a 20 year old minivan that has multiple other issues, so now I need to find a new car, and fast!

My initial thought was that I would go to the bank, get a loan for maybe five or six grand, and try to find something I like that is going to be reliable. I started browsing Craigslist and immediately found this https://neworleans.craigslist.org/cto/5574047397.html, a 1994 RX7 turbo for $2100. It's older and cheaper than I was thinking but I also really want to get something sporty, and a standard transmission is essential.

My problem is that what I'm trying to avoid is putting $2000+ dollars into a 20+ year old car that is going to end up being a money pit and I don't know if this is a good deal or not, or how to tell if the engine and transmission is solid or three weeks away from falling off. I'm likely going to continue looking for something newer but I would love some advice on how to do an on site inspection to see if I'm dealing with a lemon. I am also interested in whatever else knowledge Andrew has to share, and I would also like to know what sort of underwear Nick is wearing for the show. Thanks for the show, and allow me to encourage everyone listening to sign up for the PCL. May the PatG Racing Team have a tremendous season!
~ Adam M

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