518: No Man Can Get These Pants Off of My Hips

Episode 518: An upset occurs on the Puke-Pong table. Learning the rules and tricks of ping-pong. Ladies of pong. The monkey foot. Andrew finds a portmanteau group. Brett’s review of Demolition Man. More 90’s movies. Ukraine opinions. Oil Prices. Andrew never waits in line. Fancy steak house. Farts. Slipper addiction. Puke realizes he should be wearing black undershirts that can also be normal teeshirts.

517: Happy As a Clam In Ceviche

Episode 517: We once again delve into 90’s nostalgia with the TV show, Pete & Pete. Andrew doesn’t know what vitamin D is. Brett has a salad disaster. We moved the largest dining table any of us have ever seen, including a massive sheet of glass. Brett and Gabriela go on a cross Florida trip eating ceviche and dealing with terrible airline service. Puke rants about masks covering noses. Andrew can’t get a COVID test anywhere.

515: Tee Too-in

Episode 515: Andrew travels to the past to warn Puke and Brett about the most dangerous weapon; honking. Trailer reviews of all the best 90’s movies: Demolition Man, Copland, T-2, Jingle All The Way, & Cool Runnings. Who is the best? Schwarzenegger or Stallone? 90’s fashion trends. Chick-Fil-A. Yoga. Closets of CD’s. The Canadian trucker revolt. What is ESG? Vegan fake meat. Chocolate roulette.

514: I Did An Accident

Episode 514: There were many types of Luminas. How to sit as a man. Car door ding denials. Buffetts are back! The madness of masks. A big tinfoil-hat conspiracy. They caught that monkey! Mango pudding. Crabby goo. Quiznos rat sub commercial. Nicolas Cage.

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Episode 513: Complaining about the various types of shower-heads and how they might kill you. Andrew goes for a ruck. Puke’s worst album artwork is his best. Dudley Moore. A truck full of monkeys crashes on its way to a lab. A bridge collapses in Pittsburgh during Biden’s visit. Infrastructure. Trains. Miami. Busses. Gooski’s. Ping-pong.

512: James Edelweiss Schmill

Episode 512: We’ve started a fire of dead birds in the studio. Brett and Andrew learn about bird names. Andrew has to use car insurance for the first time. The Circle movie review. dragging people behind cars for fun. The Elk’s Club. Ping-Pong. Andrew gets hacked. Losing interest in technology because it’s ruining everything. Have low expectations at Red Lobster.

510: Skip To the Part Where You Die

Episode 510: How’s the weather? Then it goes downhill from there. Andrew sees more cops and feels less free in NH. A retarded man tells us to fuck off. Puke’s car gets damaged. Brett loves model trains. Workplace injuries. Planet fitness hate. When is the sunrise. Brett and Andrew try to do math to figure out the Earth Number (TM).

509: It’s Pronounced Chupacabra

Episode 509: Happy New Year! Do you remember drinks with chewy bubbles in them? Micheal Keaton. Andrew visits a bar that “King Pin” was filmed at. Will the CRV get better soon? What is thrust alignment? Movies were better before 9/11. Top Gun! Yellowstone! Beandana? Salad gifts for Brett. The rocketbook. Phishing emails. Andrew is going to Boston.