515: Tee Too-in

Episode 515: Andrew travels to the past to warn Puke and Brett about the most dangerous weapon; honking. Trailer reviews of all the best 90’s movies: Demolition Man, Copland, T-2, Jingle All The Way, & Cool Runnings. Who is the best? Schwarzenegger or Stallone? 90’s fashion trends. Chick-Fil-A. Yoga. Closets of CD’s. The Canadian trucker revolt. What is ESG? Vegan fake meat. Chocolate roulette.

514: I Did An Accident

Episode 514: There were many types of Luminas. How to sit as a man. Car door ding denials. Buffetts are back! The madness of masks. A big tinfoil-hat conspiracy. They caught that monkey! Mango pudding. Crabby goo. Quiznos rat sub commercial. Nicolas Cage.

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Episode 513: Complaining about the various types of shower-heads and how they might kill you. Andrew goes for a ruck. Puke’s worst album artwork is his best. Dudley Moore. A truck full of monkeys crashes on its way to a lab. A bridge collapses in Pittsburgh during Biden’s visit. Infrastructure. Trains. Miami. Busses. Gooski’s. Ping-pong.

512: James Edelweiss Schmill

Episode 512: We’ve started a fire of dead birds in the studio. Brett and Andrew learn about bird names. Andrew has to use car insurance for the first time. The Circle movie review. dragging people behind cars for fun. The Elk’s Club. Ping-Pong. Andrew gets hacked. Losing interest in technology because it’s ruining everything. Have low expectations at Red Lobster.

510: Skip To the Part Where You Die

Episode 510: How’s the weather? Then it goes downhill from there. Andrew sees more cops and feels less free in NH. A retarded man tells us to fuck off. Puke’s car gets damaged. Brett loves model trains. Workplace injuries. Planet fitness hate. When is the sunrise. Brett and Andrew try to do math to figure out the Earth Number (TM).

509: It’s Pronounced Chupacabra

Episode 509: Happy New Year! Do you remember drinks with chewy bubbles in them? Micheal Keaton. Andrew visits a bar that “King Pin” was filmed at. Will the CRV get better soon? What is thrust alignment? Movies were better before 9/11. Top Gun! Yellowstone! Beandana? Salad gifts for Brett. The rocketbook. Phishing emails. Andrew is going to Boston.

508: Pittsburgh, Hello! … and Beware of the Nanowires!

Episode 508: Merry Christmas! Sorry for the bad audio. Brett is in NH and about to visit Boston. Andrew likes living in horse country. The “science” of weighted blankets. VR mini-golf and ping-pong. Q-amom. What does “based” even mean? Andrew ruins his back. Puke rants about taxes, Andrew rants about Puke’s rant. Fearful people are the most dangerous. Twice stolen burritos in Columbus.

507: Do You Have a Pen Or What?

Episode 507: What is the lowest scoring football game? COVID signs trying to be cute. How to spell some Polish guys name. Elites can’t control the information. B & G go to the wrong bar. Xmas gifts from Gabriela. Andrew goes to Miami and parties like a rock star. There was a buffet! Yacht. No homeless in Miami. Fuck Uber. Where are the tokens?