Episode 506: We just got back from the gym and didn’t fill the trough. What is horchata? Andrew likes being called “Mister”. The bodybuilder toothbrush. Rage against the GrubHub. Owen or Luke Wilson? Don Jon. Andrew’s sewer is clogged again. Puke water heater is dead. Go pee in the yard. Andrew again interrogates and berates Puke about his involvement in NFT’s.
Episode 505: Andrew and Alex are back from Nicaragua. Shocking news about Puke’s cold last week. Brett goes to a tarot card reading. We start a new gang called the Scrabbly Bois. What is a henge? Chicken assassination. Alex takes too long to buy art. Andrew almost fights a Nica trying to scam him. How much cheese? Monkeys! Suspicious items clogging Andrew’s plumbing. Nicaragua has the loudest music.
Episode 504: Puke is filled with mouse poop dust after the move. Hunters are everywhere around the new studio. Brett prepared a full Thanksgiving feast and doxxes his whole family. There are too many seltzers. Dinner with angry feminists. How are people living in different realties? Are the hypnotized? The Omicron variant is coming to kill us all!
Episode 503: We finally have a new studio in an unfinished basement. It’s been a crazy week of moving. The mannequin and podium are back! There are rugs hanging from the ceiling. What name will Danny and Alice choose? Did Andrew get hit on by a Scottish man?
Episode 502: Portmansheau is on the move again. The Butler basement studio is gone and awaiting its new home. In the meantime, we are recording at Brett’s sexy lounge style studio on a casting couch. Nacho dinner. Andrew is homeless with many homes. Matthew Lesko. Spork. What is a neck gator? We have a listener porn star. Giant rugs. Cold dips in the morning.
Episode 501: Puke is making too much noise in the gym, but so are the teens. Different ways to try intermittent fasting and other bio-hacking. Pizza Twist! Seinfeld is Andrew’s guide to life. Are we entering a “Fourth Turning” of humanity? Trundle Manor. Andrew’s back is broken again. Why don’t we eat more lamb? PUMP!
Episode 499: An angry man sends emails. Should men use emojis? Gabriela goes to a climbing gym. Andrew discovers Seinfeld memes. Dune. Trying to explain what this show is to a stranger. What is blue comedy? Crypto rants from Andrew. Everything Puke loves is under attack. The fourth largest Amish community in the world. Puke’s eyebrows need plucked.
Episode 498: The animals are pooping. Squirrels have bluetooth. Why are poor people so loud? A haunted hayride. TDZ was disrupted by a tornado over Butler. We tour a house made to survive Y2K. A head injury at work. Smoking cat turds.
Episode 497: Andrew is back and we find out why he was gone. Was it his hatred of musicals? Or his love of Pittsburgh stairs? Are food shortages coming? What are the best paper towels? Puke gets great seats for the Pittsburgh Penguins home opener game. Brett sees “Sweet Girl” and “My Octopus Teacher”. Chipmunks are in the walls.
Episode 496: Pittsburgh loses a bird. German Christmas ornaments. Movies! Garbage modern art. The Johnstown Flood. Did Brett give out his phone number? Is that how he got hacked? Hanging with BBQ guys. Puke gets obsessed with NFT’s. Salad dressing.